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    This is a discussion on Derailers Anonymous within the Off Topic Forum forums, part of the Dodge Dart Forum - Off-Topic category; Originally Posted by Pretty Boy Floyd How about some FCA jokes? What does STAR call a dealer that tells you that your driving is the ...

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      Quote Originally Posted by Pretty Boy Floyd View Post
      How about some FCA jokes?

      What does STAR call a dealer that tells you that your driving is the problem and that you need to come and pick up your unrepaired Dart for the fourth time in a row? A 4-Star Dealer.

      What does Chrysler call your $500 (and counting) rental car bill accumulated while your car is in and out of the shop, and that STAR so far has refused to pay? Owner Loyalty Bonus Cash.
      Now THAT's Funny! Thanks PBF !
      Sounds like the beginning of the new made for tv true life drama called "The Sinking Of The Good Ship Sergio" ......
      My brother who was my official tour guide of the Zoo which is Philadelphia, bought a brand new Jeep Wrangler Altitude with black out trim on Baja Yellow.... Pentastar 5 speed.
      He said he wanted to get one before Serg added too much Parmesano-Reggiano with the DI and a 9 speed. He likes driving around, but not to the dealer every week for the reflash of the month club - or getting his valves washed in a chemical bath every other oil change. So it goes..... it's happened to the Best of them. It's a new day packed with a mandatory and premeditated vicious cycle.
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      I think if you look closely, the guy in the life boat looks Italian. Naw, couldn't be...
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      Hello, Mr. dad's dart. Would you like to be my neighbor?
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      Hey hey hey ---- I thought that I was funny. Okay, so maybe I'm the only one that thought that I was funny -- but that makes one -- granted maybe an odd one -- but then it wouldn't be the first time that I was called an odd one -- and I'm sure that it wouldn't be the last time that I was called an odd one either -- so ... ummm ... okay, I don't know where I was going with that ... but ... uhhh ... where ever you go ... there you are ... so there!

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      Better than the threat of being Hammered with a Hammer in my sleep!

      Quote Originally Posted by Showboy View Post
      Hey hey hey ---- I thought that I was funny. Okay, so maybe I'm the only one that thought that I was funny -- but that makes one -- granted maybe an odd one -- but then it wouldn't be the first time that I was called an odd one -- and I'm sure that it wouldn't be the last time that I was called an odd one either -- so ... ummm ... okay, I don't know where I was going with that ... but ... uhhh ... where ever you go ... there you are ... so there!
      ​you r funny..... it just seems like nobody is posting anymore...... except for modders and discussions of problems....
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      when you are a hammer the whole world looks like a nail
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      Quote Originally Posted by dad's dart View Post
      Better than the threat of being Hammered with a Hammer in my sleep!
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      Being MC Hammered in my sleep???


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      Or being Maxwell Silver Hammered in my sleep???

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      Quote Originally Posted by Showboy View Post
      Or being Maxwell Silver Hammered in my sleep???

      so...it circles back to this.
      Better message in MC than Maxwell.
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